Auditions

more disturbing than arousing

Billed as "Melinda York" in this pic, Linda appears in 2 sequences. First, she strips to the hair, does a few dance moves, then onto a chair where she paws at her crotch and tits in the manner of a porn actress, seen from a couple of angles, none of them really that good. Vaginal crack visible through the bush in one angle. Later, in the dungeon set, she poses naked in a chair watching an MF couple do bondage sex. Angle is not great, mostly from the side, but tits and pubic hair usually visible. She sucks one end of a double-head dildo, while allegedly inserting the other end in herself (you don't see an actual insertion, of course). Listen for the "pop" sound effect at the end of the scene, where she's supposedly disengaging. Footage of York is poorly done at best, but maybe the best they could get under the circumstances. She has an anorexic appearance, with dried-up tits, and gives a convincing portrayal of a very stoned actress.

Initial performance and masturbating voyeur

Long frizzy haired blond with blackish muffshish. She is the leanest and tightest of the bunch (her body was kind of a preview for Linnea's later body, only the tits were much smaller--34a's). Needless to say her ass is tight, muscular, and heart shaped. She strips from a green leotard and proceeds to do an "Isadora Duncan" style dance while feeling her tits and her pussy. Occassionally she spreads her legs to reveal some slightly hairy pussy lips. She later strips out of a mini-skirt while on a stool and proceeds to masturbate with a huge dildo. She is shown often, and in good light totally naked with crotch fur, tits, and buns.

Several parts in movie

Really cute, slightly overweight blonde, with black bush, and curvy but cellulite ridden thighs and ass. Strips naked during initial interview and later has simu-sex scene to show tatas, bush and ass. She really knows how to move her really round butt. Later she participates in a simu-sex orgy.

Nude

Once again the previous reviewer gets it wrong. Hannah is the uber-busty Euro auditioner who gets interrupted during her strip by E. Eddie Edwards (1:00). She also participates in the orgy at the end (1:07).

Short Audition

Another blonde curtains/black carpet blonde that strips and shows her tattoo. Tits and bush with side view of firm, round, slightly wrinkled ass.

Auditon and finalist orgy

Extremely gorgeous, dreamy eyed blonde, with firm 34b's and dark lawn triangle. She is already nude when the audition starts and just stands there showing bush and tits, although nude from head to toe. She later participates in the orgy and also shows her fantastically firm round buns.

audition (what were you expecting?)

Astounding. That is the only word for Ms. Tripoldi's body. She first reveals an absolutely
magnificent set of breasts: full (at least 40), splendidly shaped, and wondrously firm.
A woman with breasts that stick out in defiance of gravity is said by the Brits to have
"jut". Ms. Tripoldi has more jut than all the inmates of Hefner Mansion put together. AND..
she has a very slender waist, a small trim butt, and lovely legs. Some in the CNdb
community describe such a figure as 'thin' but one begs to differ.
The piece de resistance occurs when she removes her panties, revealing one of the
most luxuriant thatches ever captured on film; on a par pussy-wise with Kelly Nichols
and other Hairy Queens, if not quite ready to challenge Tania Busselier herself for the
title of Miss God's Half-Acre.

Nude (0:55)

Just to clarify that Idy does not strip out of panties in her audution. She simply pulls a dress over her head, revealing that she's not wearing anything underneath.

Interview/simu-sex/orgy

Very beautiful, raven haired beauty, with a flower in her hair, strips and shows creamy smooth, round firm, separated 36c's and the rest of rack. She masturbates while fantasizing about her gynecologist and shows spread eagle, camera head on pussy lips while fingering her clit. Nice firm inner thighs. She later has a simu-sex scene where she shows tits, bush, and ass. She is also known as Jennifer West.

Correction

[Antman] is incorrect: Ms Quigley's first nude scene was in Psycho From Texas, released several years earlier. Indeed, she may have been underage at the time.

cute, but really sleazy picture

Linnea plays a midwestern hopeful auditioning for a movie role. She does a full nude dance, showing off her petite body and A-cups, then gets teamed with a couple of porn actors for what is supposed to be a nude 3-some. Before anything happens (other than a little jostling), the producer's voice comes on, tells LQ "We know you're an underage runaway from Podunk, and you're in BIG trouble for trying to get into this movie." Yeah, sure. Movie has scads of nudity, male and female, but the number of familiar porn and softcore faces (&c) in the cast prove that its alleged gimmick, secret tapes of unknowing actor hopefuls, is just a scripted contrivance. This is the youngest and highschooliest LQ imaginable, and she looks really sweet, even/especially when stripped down to her fur, but movie is grubby-looking stroll down Poverty Row in the late 70s.

Initial audition and later simu-sexus interruptus

Linnea looks almost nothing like she does later, except for the blonde hair and the black bush. Her face is round and cherub like, her tits had not been inflated with silicone and her thighs would have made R. Crumb slobber (he liked them big and round), but her ass was very round and firm, not like later. She strips for the initial interview and shows slightly saggy 34a's, tight abs and aformentioned legs and butt. She then does the wildest go-go dance this side of "Laugh-in". She obviously made it initially on her dance ability. Later she is nude in a 3-way and shows all again, but the producer says she is underage and should go home to her parents. She did not participate in the later orgy (rats!).

Almost simu-sex scene

Frame by frame review shows Linnea showing her fuzzy pussy lips to the camera, before the lights go dim and the scene is stopped.

First film nudity

This movie has Linnea in two nude scenes that are her first as near as I can tell. She looks very young, but was actually 19 or 20 years old. She sure was cute.

Simu-sex scene

This is the chick who is a dead-ringer for Farrah Fawcett with her clothes on, but the difference is obvious when she is naked--her totally saggy tits aren't in the same league as the silicone enhanced "Angel". Rhonda is the only starlet who does not strip during her audition. She has a quick nude simu sex scene in "reverse cowgirl" position and shows tits and legs, though she is nude.

Nude

Maria's audition comes at the 0:52 mark as she recalls a lez encounter for the director. She's also one of the finalists in the orgy sequence (1:07). Petite girl with very prominant eyes.

Skeleton of an audition

Very curvy, cute brunette that can only be described as "round". Firm 38DD silicone breasts that are hemi-spherical that touch when she is standing! Also almost the exactly the same thing in the caboose. She strips and shows great balloons, unkempt bush triangle, and a glimpse of fabu ass when she walks away. She then masturbates with a skeleton (!) and shows right hairy pussy lips briefly. For some strange reason, she did not make the "Final Cut" or do a simu-sex scene.

Stripping for the man and Finalist orgy

This teutonic beauty can only be described as amazing. She strips out of a wrap skirt and blouse and shows an outrageously thick, large, matted black bush and a pair of 48DDDs that must get there 3 seconds before she does. We get a quick look at the goods before an annoying agent causes her to cover her hips with her hands during the scene. But she makes up for it by leaving the hands down during most of the later orgy scene and gives us good views of her tight ass. Though she does not let anyone, but herself touch her tetons. She needs a mountain range named after her.

Nude (1:05)

Marita is not the woman described in the previous review. She's the small-boobed blonde who's seen only in the final orgy sequence, easily spotted in the center of the group as they're lined up. After the unseen director tells everyone to pile on the bed she comments that there will more "more girls than boys."

Skeleton of an Audition

Very curvy, cute brunette that can only be described as "round". Firm 38DD silicone breasts that are hemi-spherical that touch when she is standing! Also almost the exactly the same thing in the caboose. She strips and shows great balloons, unkempt bush triangle, and a glimpse of fabu ass when she walks away. She then masturbates with a skeleton (!) and shows right hairy pussy lips briefly. For some strange reason, she did not make the "Final Cut" or do a simu-sex scene.

Strip on bed and later S&M

Kind of ugly brunette with a big nose, but a nice set of slighly saggy 36c hooters to go with her honker. She shows breasts and bush in this scene and a later S&M scene where her hands are tied over her head. Prior review was not for her.

Initial interview and orgy scene

Very pretty, long haired, dish-water blonde with a killer set of symmetrical round, silicone packed casabas, with very smooth white skin all over. Legs are muscular and smooth, topped by the obligatory black, long haired bush. She strips and shows bush, buns, and breasts and masturbates with a whip. She gives brief flashes of hairy pussy lips. Later in the simu-sex orgy, she gives a long spread eagle pussy lip shot.

Nude

Disregard the previous review. Adore O'Hara is a gay man who sings while stripping nude in his audition.

Initial interview

Statuesque brunette with a thick unkempt bush and slightly asymmetrical, natural 36c's. Strips and shows double milk bags and bush, with side flash of tight buns. She then masturbates while keeping her legs together and pointed away from the camera. She later shows her buns and rest in S&M sessions and final orgy.

brief

Full-frontal, 2 or 3 times, fairly brief. 1st as an auditioner in the buff; 2nd, brandishing a whip in a scene with Linnea Quigley and another naked guy; 3rd, receiving simu BJ and RCG ride from Rhonda Jo Petty while strapped to a table in the dungeon, though you don't see very much of him in the last bit. Unlikely to excite those for whom such material might be exciting.